Nigel and Sofia were driving through
the deserted country roads on their way home having spent the
afternoon playing bridge at the Old Ferry country hotel. The bridge
group meet there every other Thursday. The location was chosen as it
was almost at the centre of the large rural catchment area from where
the twenty four regular players originate. The group's meeting had
broken up about forty-five minutes ago.
The threatened rain had began to fall
and the sun was quickly descending over the horizon. They were later
than normal as they had stayed to have a drink and a chat with Bob
and Sue about arrangements for the forthcoming week-end. The route
they were following was the most direct from the hotel to their home;
if you can call a journey through twelve miles of twisting and
turning lanes that; but they didn't like to take it in the dark.
Another vehicle on these narrow roads
was a rare occurrence: they were surprised to see the old turquoise
Morris Marina car pulled into the field gateway with its bonnet up.
There was a man standing alongside it frantically waving at them.
“Isn't that that Paul Longman?”
Sofia said as soon as they were close enough to see his face clearly.
“Yes, of all the people” replied
Nigel.
They had first met Paul and Penelope
Longman when they started going to the bridge group six weeks
previous. It was Nigel and Sofia’s first experience of playing
within a club. They had taught themselves the game from both teach yourself books, and computer programmes on their laptops. Their
playing experience had been gained by using several internet bridge
websites, testing their skills against both computer and anonymous
human opponents. They believed they had progressed well, winning on
average about half of the games played.
During the afternoon session, as is
normal when playing duplicate bridge, the partnership couples moved
from card table to card table playing against different opponents
every three or four games. It was a new experience for Nigel and
Sofia and so they were a little nervous and felt they were playing a
little below their capabilities, but certainly not embarrassing
themselves.
Their turn came to sit at a table with
the Longmans and play four games. The first three games were played
without incident. The Longmans winning the first and third games. At
the start of the fourth, because of the cards he held in his hand,
Nigel was taking a little more time than normal to consider his
opening bid. He decided to have a look at his copy of an accepted
bidding aide-mémoire before making his decision.
“If you still need to look at that
you should consider whether or not your ability is up to a sufficient
standard to play in this Group,” rudely interrupted Paul Longman.
“Is there any rule that says I can't
consult it?” responded Nigel.
“No there is not,” replied Penelope
Longman, “But we don't think anyone who plays here should need to.”
Sofia gave Nigel one of her
authoritative looks saying “Leave it... make your bid.”
The game was played and the victors,
Nigel and Sofia, moved on to the next table. The rest of the
afternoon meeting went by without any further unpleasant incidents or
comment from other players.
As they were leaving they were
discussing the attitudes of the Longmans, they thought between
themselves, when a gentleman walking close by to them, who they'd
seen playing within the group interrupted their conversation.
“Excuse me for butting in, but I
heard what you were saying, that you probably wouldn't come to the
group again because of the attitudes of a specific couple. I'm almost
certain who you are talking about. Other people have complained about
their attitude, and they are not well thought of. Don't let them put
you off,” he said.
“This is our first time here. We
doubt if we'll come again if we're not welcome,” replied Sofia.
“Please come and play again; we want
more members in the group; the couple you are referring to don't have
a say in who can play.”
They enjoyed the second meeting as they
didn't have to play against the Longmans. The third and latest
meeting, from which they were driving home, had been going well until
they had to play against the Longman couple for the second time. It
couldn't be avoided.
Two hands had been played when Paul
Longman abruptly commented:
“You're playing far too slow, can you
speed up.”
“You have to be quicker, if want to
play here” added his wife.
“You are right dear: standards are
slipping”
The two remaining games at that table
were played under an atmosphere of intimidation. The remainder of the
afternoon had been spoilt for Nigel and Sofia.
Since leaving the hotel they had been
discussing whether they would continue to go to the 'Old Ferry'
bridge group or find another one. Just prior to them seeing the
broken-down car Nigel had said: “The comments the Longmans made
were unnecessarily abrasive considering it is not a high level
tournament, and also normal bridge etiquette seems to have been
forgotten, but it is more of an annoyance than a reason for not
continuing to go.”
As they got closer to the marina and
slowed down, they could see that it was looking rather shabby with
large rust areas on the bodywork and the exhaust pipe at the rear was
hanging down loosely appearing to be held in place by wire or
something similar. The vehicle was showing its age.
They stopped their immaculate Mazda
Mx-5 two seater parallel with the old Morris rust-bucket and Paul
Longman approached their vehicle. Penelope Longman could be seen
sitting on the rear passenger seat of her car, reading what looked
like a paper, imitating a VIP waiting for her chauffeur to deal with
the problem.
Nigel slowly lowered his driver's door
window, so Paul Longman had longer to stand in the rain, and
nonchalantly asked: “Is there a problem?”
“Am I pleased to see you, we've been
stuck here for forty minutes. You're the first car to come this way.
The car's packed up and I can't get it started again. On top of that
my mobile phone's battery is flat so I can't call my son to come and
help” replied Paul.
“Sounds like neither your car or
mobile are up to a sufficient standard to do the job, especially
driving on deserted roads like this,” retorted Nigel, with a degree
of sarcastic satisfaction.
“Do you have a mobile phone and if so
can I use it to call my son?”
“Yes I do . . . but unusually for me,
I've left mine at home today.”
“What about your wife?”
“Oh, Sofia doesn't have one.”
“Dam; what am I going to do now?”
After a long pause to consider the next
play of his winning hand Nigel said: “Why don't you give me your
son's number? As soon as Sofia and I get home to a phone we'll call
him to let him know you have a problem and where you are. It
shouldn't take us too long, as long as we don't breakdown.”
Having been given the Longmans' son's
telephone number Nigel and Sofia continued on their journey home:
leaving Paul and Penelope Longman stranded in the deserted country
lane on a dark rainy night.
“You've got your mobile with you, you
used it when we were making the week-end arrangements with Bob and
Sue” Sofia said after a few minutes.
“I know I have. I'll phone Longman
junior from it when we get home. I mustn't drive too fast, I must be
careful through these twisting and turning lanes.”
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